percychekov:

sirdef:

northwangerabbey:

Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”

is sulu texting

he’s livetweeting chekov’s problems

moriarty:

moriarty:

people asking me about my URL: a trilogy

this post was a misTAKE

memo44800:

solegunner:

reshiham:

Why cuss when you can use this  fun image of snoop dogg? image

go
image

yourself

This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

momotaromikoshiba:

Inspired by this (x)

Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe.  (July 23, 1989)
moosey-fallen-angel:

depraved-o:

tennants-hair:

momokarrt:

anon1123581321:

lillianorchid:

zarialarue:

was watching an interview and my screen froze!

Kind of looks like Mark is defending Misha’s honour against some thug. XD



fandom stop.

fandom please never stop.

Sorry but all I can see is:


*pats a shoulder and stares into your eyes like dean*
"never change, supernatural fandom."

moosey-fallen-angel:

depraved-o:

tennants-hair:

momokarrt:

anon1123581321:

lillianorchid:

zarialarue:

was watching an interview and my screen froze!

Kind of looks like Mark is defending Misha’s honour against some thug. XD

image

fandom stop.

fandom please never stop.

Sorry but all I can see is:

*pats a shoulder and stares into your eyes like dean*

"never change, supernatural fandom."

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

thetarotlady:

Tarot Tip 7/15/14: When you first lay out the cards in a spread, examine the whole layout, rather than each singly.  What patterns do you see? http://www.thetarotlady.com/tarot-tip-71514/  #tarot #tarottips

thetarotlady:

Tarot Tip 7/15/14: When you first lay out the cards in a spread, examine the whole layout, rather than each singly.  What patterns do you see? http://www.thetarotlady.com/tarot-tip-71514/  #tarot #tarottips

imeanyeahsure:

ray-winters-sings:

heyy—assbutt:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

I live in Wisconsin… the rest of America doesn’t have milk bags??
Is Wisconsin secretly trying to join forces with Canada? How would we even get there?
Float on our milk bags across Superior?

Gun